il était une fois
Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets
June 2013
May 2013
Play
December 2012
November 2012
Goats and Ghosts
- Miranda: There's a massive goat in my sitting room.
- Stevie: Well you said your mum hates goats.
- Miranda: Ghosts! I said Ghosts! Who has any strong opinions on goats?
“Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.”
—Sigmund Freud (via fleespace)
OMG I WAS JUST AT THE HALLOWEEN DANCE THAT MY SCHOOL PUTS ON EVERY YEAR AND THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY DRESSED AS BATMAN AND ANOTHER GUY DRESSED AS BANE AND SUDDENLY A DANCE OFF WAS HAPPENING AND THEY WERE DANCING AROUND AND PUNCHING EACH OTHER AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN JESUS WAS THERE AND HE BROKE THEM UP GAVE EACH OF THEM A HUG AND MADE THEM BOTH HUG EACH OTHER BECAUSE JESUS HEALS ALL WOUNDS AND I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST WITNESSED THE ALTERNATE ENDING TO THE DARK KNIGHT RISES HOLY SHIT
